to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??”
IT WOULD BE CUTE OK….
feferi can’t seem to find common ground in which to bond with karkat
but being a seadweller she knows all about how sealife interacts so she tries to nest with karkat like a crab by tucking him into a pile with her when…
Astonishing X-Men #16
And the winner is… Kitty Pryde!
I never realized how terrifying her power could be. o __ o
kitty pryde’s powers are actually goddamn terrifying. Think about any hand to hand fight or most armed fights - knives, guns, etc. No matter how big or talented you are she’ll just go ghost until she can get her hand in your chest and knock your heart out of place or something. Her not killing opponents is prolly what’s hard.
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
EriDave AU where Eridan is transportalized on Earth and found by Dave Strider. Instead of trying to hide his alien appearance, they just walk around exactly as they are and, when asked, say they’re in a band and that’s part of their ‘thing’.
And then turns out Eridan has MAD VOCAL CAPACITY and they actually do form a band.
*clears throat* time for ned to do The Thing
Hello folks I’m back asking for money and this time things completely and utterly fell apart.
I’ve just been kicked out of my house and given until the end of the summer to move out. I’ve been here a couple times before asking for money but this time it’s even more severe of a need than before. I do not have the funds to move out as it is. I have at least another 5 years of college (bachelors + masters) before I am done. I am at a complete loss as to what to do. I’m young and terrified and have no car or transportation whatsoever. I’m so scared it’s hard to breathe and I’m at a complete loss for words, honestly.
So I desperately need to hoard as much cash as possible before summer’s over. Like, a LOT OF cash. Please, I’m desperate.
Please send money to email@example.com through paypal.
yall should help this gal out. being unable to afford to live on your own is scary as fuck and no one should have to go through that
it i had the money to help i’d do it in a heartbeat for you hun, but alas i’m about as broke as broke can be right now but i’m hoping that someone sees this and can help you