Ways of Showing off Nothing

May 24

the new icons are so cute, all rainbow-y and stuff

though now that i’ve drawn this i keep having little freak-outs every time i refresh tumblr and see those icons………..

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shorm:

shorm:

So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’

I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.

how did you find this so quickly kendra

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tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

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Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”

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catgh0st:

Let’s see who’s over 18

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hamsterangst:

when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of

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vickified:

“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”

lol yes, so then i can shave.

Has anyone written a book about this yet? I think it’d be interesting!!!!!!

     One minute, 37 seconds.
     My legs are shaking. Holy cow, there is no way I can do this. None.
     One minute, 29 secods.
     I glance around at the faces surrounding the room. Of course my Meeting would take place in the gross, overcrowded cafeteria.
     One minute, six seconds.
     Somewhere within these four walls, someone has the exact same countdown on their wrist. They’re going through the exact same pressure as me.
      54 seconds.
     Mom said I should be excited, not nervous. Yet I still find myself wiping my sweaty palms on my dress. I can’t believe she talked me into wearing a dress. I mean, shouldn’t my Soul Mate meet me as I normally am? All plain jeans, blah shirts, and wild brown curls?
     30 seconds.
     Something deep within me tells me to stand up. I do, drawing the attention of my tablemates. They all know too. They smile encouragingly up at me. I chew my lip nervously.
     25 seconds.
     That same feeling pulls me towards the center of the room. My stomach drops away from me as I take a step in that direction.
     20 seconds.
     I continue in that direction. With each step the tempo of my heart picks up.
     19. Faster.
     18. Quicker.
     17. More rapid.
     16. It’s racing.
     Oh my god this is it. The moment my life changes forever.
     My eyes search frantically around the cafeteria, searching for someone who looks as nervous as me. For someone who’s heading towards their future with no sense of direction like me.
     10 seconds.
     The feeling directs me slightly to the left. I turn to accomodate.
     5. My heart has given up entirely.
     4. I stop walking.
     3. Just waiting left.
     2. Everything is about to change.
     1. Deep breath.

     0000 d 00 h 00 m 00 s

     Someone bumps my shoulder. I twirl around and my gray eyes meet blue, blue ones.
     “Hello there, love. It appears as though we’re Soul Mates then, eh?”
     As my words fail me, the only thing I can think is “I’m so glad I shaved this morning.”

^^^ THIS IS AMAZING

guys I got mine but I think it broke. It keeps displaying an infinity sign.

This was a really good movie. The Timer.