Ways of Showing off Nothing

Nov 1

All right it’s November. Let’s try out this NaNoWriMo thing and see how I do. I’m already at about 750 words and I’ve only been going for an hour maybe. With a goal of 50K this month that means roughly 1667 words per day. I may write most of it this weekend if I don’t get too distracted. I’ll probably post it somewhere eventually even if it’s just for close friends to read and I might post excerpts that I find particularly cool here.

Fair warning: It’ll probably be super gay.

Oct 21

jumpingjacktrash:

mesitka:

Haha, my second comics about Egbert-Harley duo making it snow, what a good theme:)) Stitched and better quality version HERE. It looks so simple and yet it took me so long to make, someone here is sloooow.

Hope you like!

aaa this is just the sweetest thing

Oct 19

beepony:

pizzapounder:

someone requested erinep a million years ago

in an alternate universe I love this ship

I do as well what cuties.

Oct 6

loudst:

I was watching The Witch’s Garden episode of Adventure Time today…

(via beepony)

May 18

(via pettyartist)

May 12

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Ways of Showing off Nothing

Run with what you've got. I won't hurt you

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god